KICHEKESHO TOKA KENYA ...MAJUKUMU YA RAIS MPYA

WAKENYA TUNATAKA PRESIDENT IKO NATIMIZA MABO HAYA:-

1. Introduce petrol ya satchet kwa watu wa vitz

na probox..(no offense)

2. Wapunguze bei ya mutura na mahindi choma

juu wanatumia gas kuchoma.

3. Siku za mwizi ziongezwe from 40 to 70 juu

kumekauka.

4. Bei ya iphone ireduce juu mtu alishaa bite

hiyo apple.

5. Tissue paper itolewe hiyo second sheet.

(inakuwanga ya nini by the way?)

6. Ile light huwanga "at the end of the tunnel"

izimwe to save energy.

7. Ma subscribers wa Safcom wote warudishiwe

hiyo "bob" ikokwa jina la Collymore. Huyo

jamaa anakula bob kwa kila subscriber, siyo poa,

inafaa abaki tu Collymore.

8. Miguna Miguna anyanganywe jina moja

wapatie wenye hawana majina kama Nameless.

9.Gava ifungue Mr. Broke coz hatuwezani na Mr.

Price

10. Bei ya doughnut ibaki vilevile but wapunguze au wazibe ile

shimo

11. Bei ya soda ipunguzwe coz haikuwangi imejaa

ama wajaze

12. The road to success ikuwe super highway ndio

wasee wafike haraka

13. Atoe remix ya national anthem iwe na beats za Heart & Soul riddim.

14. Wapunguze fare ya kwenda S.africa kwa ndege juu ni mteremko ndege haitumii mafuta